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WHEN MY FRIEND GOES TO THE RESTROOM AND LEAVES ME ALONE IN A CLUB

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Running into my ex on a night when I look good

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When I read over law paperwork, I’m like

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When my friends tell me I should audition for The Bachelor

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and I’m just like…

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but on the inside I’m like…

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When my grandma asks me when I’m finally going to bring home a boyfriend for the holidays

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